James "Poop Truck" Burris (#99)

Class: 2003
Major: Graduation

Hometown: Chicago!!
High School: Da' Wood

Height: 7'2"
Weight: a slim 350 lbs

Position: As long as they come baby!
Favorite Throw: Push Pass Huck

Number of ACL's Remaining intact: 0


Greatest Ultimate Moment: The one game against Navy that I haven't actually been injured and got to play in.
Worst Ultimate Moment: The game right after the one against Navy. When I dislocated my shoulder again.

Favorite Drink: whatever that is!
Favorite Drug: Users don't lose drugs!

Quotes:

"Less talky talky. More stalky stalky"

-- Anonymous

"It has a capacity for ten."

-- Degs, when asked how many
people live in BUG house

E-mail: james.burris@oberlin.edu