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6ft 4in
Weight: 190lb
Year: Junior
Major: BioChem
Hometown: Highland Park, NJ
High School: Highland Park HS, home of the Enforcers
Position: 'Confused' Long
Other Nicknames: Hammster, Hammstarr, Spree,
Creepy, Mia Hamm
Failed Nicknames: DualDopplerXL, Roker, Gere, 2tone, Buzz, PJ
Desired Nicknames: 'Dream', Daloz 2.0, White Chocolate
Best Ultimate Memory: Laying out up the line for a D against OSIS at Club
Sectionals, and then later throwing the game-winning huck to Marvel to beat
Ghetto Force.
Worst Ultimate Memory(s): 1. When I skyed that hairy guy on Emory for
an emphatic D, and then he caught the mac to win the game 2. A minute later,
when he shook my hand and said "Hey, great matchup" 3. Throwing it
away with a blade into the endzone in summer league and then having my livid,
35-year old captain chew me out and say I didn't have any friends on the team
4. Sophomore year
Role Models: Jamie, Raz, Grubb, the Oompah-Loompahs
Favorite Throw: Twister
Favorite Drink: Pure Vanilla Extract
Favorite Drug: Cipro
Archetypes: Apollo, Hephaestus, 'Bug-Eyed Earl'
Quotes:
"Hey Mike, I'll, uh, give you $1 if you lick Inky's
face." -JKD
"Hey Mike, say something creepy to me." -JKD
"I always cry when I masturbate." - um...yeah
