Michael Kramer-Duffield (#44)


Classification: Junior; Meat Popsicle
Major: Environmental and Procrastinatory Studies

Hometown: Cabin John, MD
High School:Walt Whitman...I think

Height: 5'11.75"

Desired Height: Miller
Weight: 340,194 carats (Yup, that's a big ol' rock. And flawlessly cut, ladies)

Position: Handler/Mid/Long in training; Jackass

Total Fat: 2g

Saturated: 1.9g

Favorite Throw: Airbounce Norwood

Favorite Play: Knish's sister
Worst Ultimate Experience:College Sectionals, 2002, when we (the late car) left at 4:30am on Sunday to drive 4 hours in order to stand in ankle-deep puddles, 35 degrees, horizontal rain, and lightning (which stopped the game after 5 minutes)
Greatest Ultimate Experience: Stay tuned...
Favorite Drink: Penny
Favorite Drug: The Green

Protein: 17g

Place I'd rather be: Here

Some more saucy pictures: Halloween 2002 (what the hell was I on?), who says beer kills brain cells?,

Favorite Quotes:

Anything said by Mike Hamm

Vitamin C: 120%