Classification: Junior; Meat Popsicle Hometown: Cabin John, MD Height: 5'11.75" Desired Height: Miller Position: Handler/Mid/Long in training; Jackass Total Fat: 2g
Major: Environmental and Procrastinatory Studies
High School:Walt Whitman...I think
Weight: 340,194 carats (Yup, that's a big ol' rock. And flawlessly cut, ladies)
Favorite Play: Knish's sister
Worst Ultimate Experience:College Sectionals, 2002, when we (the late
car) left at 4:30am on Sunday to drive 4 hours in order to stand in
ankle-deep puddles, 35 degrees, horizontal rain, and lightning (which
stopped the game after 5 minutes)
Greatest Ultimate Experience: Stay tuned...
Favorite Drink: Penny
Favorite Drug: The Green
Protein: 17g
Place I'd rather be: HereSome more saucy pictures: Halloween 2002 (what the hell was I on?), who says beer kills brain cells?,
Favorite Quotes:
Anything said by Mike Hamm