Nicknames: "Nader", "hey rookie", "sexcicle", or the ever popular "Miller"
Hometown: East Alstead, NH
High School: Fall Mountain Public HS, "home of academic excellence"

Height: five sumpin'
Height after vertical: ten sumpin'
Weight: 153

Major: Environmental Studies a possibility

Position: popper
Favorite throw: forehand. straight up.

Favorite drink: One part any hard stuff lyin' around, one part flat malt likker, "Scope," some nondairy creamer packs and a bunch of witch-hazel and/or mint flavored "nyquil," blended in a one-gallon corning ware measuring cup and drunk from a horsecows disc...  I like to call it "Creme de mullet"

Favorite Drug: Capitalism, the bitter pill that poisons...
Words to live by: Frisbee and politics don't mix, even if agitated briskly.
Person I admire most: you, my friend, you.
Results of foolishly trying the Great Milk Challenge with whole milk: Right here.