Class:
2002
Major: English
Home: that sweet place I like to call the Bottle...
High School: wrongly spent wooing underage runaways
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 160 lbs
Age: Barely Legal
Position: Handler/Mid
Favorite Throw: Low release Tron
Best Frisbee Moment: Halloween 1999. Four Words: Gay Sheriff Meets Navy.
It was a fitting moment, the clash of the old world and the new. Luckily, even
in our sexually ambiguous costumes, the Horsecows, with a little help from a
Texas cowboy, were able to defeat Navy, Miami, OU and Michigan.
Favorite Drink: Rum and Coke. To maximize this combination, add approximately
one quart of Coke with a fifth of Bacardi rum, then make sure you have a strong
enough friend to drag your incoherent, salty ass home. Wake up, pray for natural
disaster to relieve hangover.
Dumbest Thing Ever Done: Paying Marvel for that hideously awkward maneuver
he called "The Five Fingered Love Grapple," apparently something he learned
from his previous job as male messenger.
Person I admire most: Homer Eroticism