Benjamin "Longhorns" Gleason (#32)

benny and his bitches

Sheriff Ben works the ladies

Class: 2002
Major: English

Home:
that sweet place I like to call the Bottle...
High School: wrongly spent wooing underage runaways

Height:
5'9"
Weight: 160 lbs
Age: Barely Legal

Position:
Handler/Mid
Favorite Throw: Low release Tron
Best Frisbee Moment: Halloween 1999. Four Words: Gay Sheriff Meets Navy. It was a fitting moment, the clash of the old world and the new. Luckily, even in our sexually ambiguous costumes, the Horsecows, with a little help from a Texas cowboy, were able to defeat Navy, Miami, OU and Michigan.

Favorite Drink:
Rum and Coke. To maximize this combination, add approximately one quart of Coke with a fifth of Bacardi rum, then make sure you have a strong enough friend to drag your incoherent, salty ass home. Wake up, pray for natural disaster to relieve hangover.
Dumbest Thing Ever Done: Paying Marvel for that hideously awkward maneuver he called "The Five Fingered Love Grapple," apparently something he learned from his previous job as male messenger.
Person I admire most: Homer Eroticism


Benjamin.Gleason@oberlin.edu