to resist it is useless
it is useless to resist it
Class: 2002
Major: Politics
High School: Walt Whitman
Hometown: Cabin John, Maryland
Height: 5'11" and ten pence
Weight: chubbin' in at 169
Age: 22
Position: Meat handler
Favorite Throw: No-look, cross-field, inside-out scoober
Ultimate Moment: GLI 2K1:
while captaining the B-team, and after catching an up-the-line, hucking it to
Robin, who laid out in the last few feet of the end zone and brought it in for
the score
AKA: czar, JKD, JKmuthafuckin'D, JayKay, the
eighth wonder of the world , 9 for 12, shitface, Pete Best, George Harrison
Nemesis: the dark recesses of my suffering self
Favorite Drink: Bell's Special
Double Cream Stout
Favorite Drug: Naproxen sodiumFavorite
Dromedary: llama
Favorite Parrot: Kea
Dumbest Thing Ever Done: At camp, the Burgundy Center for Wildlife Studies
in Capon Bridge, West Virginia. Once as a counselor I was chasing down a disc
and, without remembering the 5-foot drop at the end of the field, leaped after
a disc into the gravel road. I landed on my knees and palms, didn't catch the
disc, bled a little, went numb almost immediately in my left knee and got 5
stitches and a pretty scar.
Most Miraculous Non-Injury: Dropping a full keg on my toe on a Saturday
night, walking around on it until Monday, and still not having a broken bone.
Person I Admire Most: (tie) Senator Russell Feingold (D-WI); Marc Racicot,
former Montana governor, current Chairman, Republican National Committee
Words of Advice:
I fell down some stairs.
More Words of Advice:
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
And More Words of Advice:
In the world I see; you are stalking elk through the damp canyon
forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You will wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life. You will climb the wrist-thick kudzu
vines that wrap the Sears Tower. You will see tiny figures pounding corn and
laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of the ruins of a superhighway.
