Name: Ben "Mr. Tumnus" Mew

Nickname: Smew, Mr. Tumnus, Captain

Hometown: Pelham
High School: Amherst Regional

Class: Mammaliaformes
Major: Giving your mother the time of her life
GPA: 4.0

Weight: just right
Height: above average
Favorite Toss: the cookies
Greatest Ultimate Moment: His yellow jersey was flapping just in front of me as I hauled ass to shut him down. My only thought was, "throw it. I dare you." I look to the thrower who makes eye contact with my man. He cocks his arm back and lets fly. Yes. He threw it. My heart beats, the white disc floats, and my man slows down. I leap forward in mid-sprint and fly past the yellow jersey. The crowd cheers and I get up, dazed and drunk with the adrenaline pulsing through my veins. The disc lays on the ground a few feet away. I smile. That's number one for the Mewester.

Favorite Drink: Your mother’s sweat
Favorite Drug: (E)-2-cyclopropyl-3-methyl-2-pentene
Quotes: “We cannot know anything, we can only believe in something” –The Happy Man