Name: Jake "________" Rathjens

Hometown: The unheard of and often overlooked Sudbury
High School: The most esteemed if rather ugly Lincoln-Sudbury

Height: 6'1
Weight:190 pounds

Fav. Throw: Backhand fake which invariable causes the mark to go wander off on a walk in search of the disc.
Greatest Ultimate Moment: I refuse to answer this question on the basis that having a "Greatest Ultimate Moment" implies that there is such a thing as a "Worst Ultimate Moment", which everyone knows is simply bullshit. However, I will say that my "Worst Ultiamte Moment" was when I broke my knee playing against a shitty team in tenth grade.

Fav. Drink: A well prepared Thai iced tea. Stop laughing. I'm serious.
Fav. Drug: Tegretol. You can laugh now.

Quotes: "Dude, it's the ocean! It's got, like, the ocean..." -Projects
"Spartans [and by Spartans, we mean Horsecows], what is your profession?" "HUAH HUAH HUAH!" -300