To the Editor:
Top Ten Signs That Oberlin Is Headed Into The Gutter:
10. Not enough students have the motto: "the only good rat is a dead rat."
9. Getting high in Wilder Bowl and shouting obscenities at Res. Life is now considered "meaningful protest."
8. Most people think Will to Power is a student senate campaign slogan.
7. Pretentious morons that only got into this school because admissions standards are in the toilet repeatedly write the Review about shit they know nothing about. (Nietzsche, for instance - see # 8.)
6. Hate-mongers becoming politically correct.
5. Everyone's a damn speciesist!
4. Kaukab Siddique and Marge Schott set to direct sensitivity awareness program during freshmyn orientation.
3. The only Top Ten list Oberlin is on is this one.
2. (Item cut in order to help alleviate the structural deficit.)
1. Exco! Exco! Exco!
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Volume 124, Number 24; May 10, 1996
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