Oberlin to host meeting of Sewerewes big wigs

Sewerewes meetings sure to enlighten Oberlin audiences

Sewerewes, one of America's largest corprorations, will hold two meetings open to Oberlin Students on Monday and Tuesday at 8 p.m. in Wilder Main. Review staff member Emily Manzo had the exciting opportunity to speak with three official Sewerewes members, Juniors Kristin Waite, Robert Reich, and Jon Brooks.

Rob: Sewerewes would like to reach out to Oberlin. Sewerewes has really gotten a hold of a lot of the lower and middle classes, and they're trying to go for the rich kids, and the arts community.

Emily: Is Sewerewes non-profit?

Rob & Jon: NO, NOT AT ALL.

Jon: Sewerewes started out making things that are small, taken for granted, like door knobs.

Rob: Now Sewerewes makes everything. And there's going to be three new products on display at the meeting.

Jon: People may not know that name, Sewerewes, but everything that they own has got at least three or four parts. It's really a bigger part of your life than you may realize.

Rob: To give you a little history, the founder of Sewerewes, Robert S. Ewes, came to this country from Holland in the early 20th century. Robert S. Ewes was really the driving force for Sewerewes. All of this is common knowledge, of course, outside of these parts.

Emily: Does Sewerewes have a stance on sexual harassment in the work place?

Jon: We support it.

Rob: Well, they're an equal opportunity employer - that's for sure.

Kristin: Yeah, our injury rate is equal for women and men.

Rob: We're very proud of that. And when we say "we," we're talking about the company because we are a part of the company, it's like a family. Even though we as individuals may not be involved in everything that goes on, we are still connected to all of Sewerewes actions and events.

Emily: Could each of you say something about what you feel the company has done for you? How do you feel your life has changed since your involvement in Sewerewes?

Rob: It's given me a chance to work with the people, you know, the real people - not just the Oberlin "artists." Sewerewes makes products that help out everyone's life, everyday. I feel proud to be a part of this organization. The little bit that I can do gives me satisfaction.

Jon: Trying to make decisions for yourself can be very hard, and Sewerewes really brings you in and shows you the way. It's a good family to be a part of.

Kristin: Well...in the world, you know, you're always having to think. Thinking, and questioning, thinking and questioning. Sometimes you just need answers. Sewerewes answers all the questions.

Emily: And what, then, can Sewerewes do for the Oberlin Community at large?

Rob: Well, we need more direction here. Like Kristin said, we need more questions answered. Sewerewes would also provide people with the things that they need everyday.

Kristin: Don't forget about the students that don't know that they need what Sewerewes provides.

Rob: Oh, I think they'll realize. It'll be obvious to everyone how big this event will be. It will change Oberlin completely.

Kristin: I think it's good if we articulate an example. Say you go into CDS, and you can't choose what to eat. Sewerewes would revolutionize CDS, with a simple, nutritious shake.

Rob: Sewerewes' line of clothing, which will be displayed at the fashion show segment of our meeting, will hopefully become the standard for Oberlin students. We're talking to Nancy Dye right now.

Kristin: She was pleased with the designs. She finds our clothing quite suitable.

Emily: Does Sewerewes promote a certain type of music?

Kristin: Andrew Lloyd Weber. He really has a lot to say.

Jon: Andrew Lloyd Weber is the only music played in the SewerEwes corporate offices.

Rob: Sewerewes also encourages chastity for our executives. It's like being a priest in church.

Kristin: We're actually merging with the church.

Emily: Can you disclose any further information about the meeting agenda?

Rob: We hired a band.

Jon: The meeting's free. It's the only thing free from Sewerewes. Stocks and bonds will be available for purchase.

Sewerewes' two meetings will be held in Wilder Main, May 17 and 18 at 8 p.m.