What would you do if there were no Drag Ball this year?
“I’ve never been to Drag Ball, so if it’s cancelled I will just continue my tradition. I hope it isn’t cancelled, though, because I was really looking forward to going.”
“If there's no Drag Ball this year, I guess I'd dress ridiculously, get drunk and go, uh, somewhere else. Right.”
“Oh no! There won’t be another opportunity until Halloween for closet exhibitionist females to prance around half-naked in such a fashion that has nothing to do with drag! What will I do? I guess I’ll do the only respectable Oberlinian thing to do: protest. Or maybe I’ll just make insensitive remarks to cause a stir.”
“I’ll throw a party myself! Drag Ball doesn't have to be exorbitant; all you need are music and fun people in creative costumes. Sure, glitz is part of the allure, but last year’s Drag Ball was over-decorated.”
“I was going to go home for the weekend anyway. I’ve never had a very good time at Drag Ball. Besides, we can get drunk and dress up anytime, right?!”
“I’d cry. Half the reason I transferred to Oberlin was for Drag Ball.”