Pointless
Questions...with Aaron Mucciolo
Yes,
I have returned. Yes, Im in the Arts section. No, Blake and
I are no longer speaking. Kidding, lets get to the questions.
Mooch,
where have you been for the last two weeks?
Last week I was out of town at a foreign affairs conference at the
U.S. Naval Academy. It was loads of fun and I learned many new things
about policy, Iran, and why you should never get into a drinking
match with a Marine.
The week before that there was no space in the Perspectives section
for my column. If youd like to demand that space always be
saved for your edification, e-mail blake.rehberg@oberlin.edu.
Why
arent we allowed onto the balconies at Stevenson? Is it really
true that its because the engineers forgot to factor in the
weight of the people? Joel Corelitz, conservatory senior
Nope. We cant use the balcony because of fire regulations.
Several years back, ResLife was considering expanding the seating
onto the porch to increase capacity and give diners more seating
options. The considerations ended when the town fire marshal informed
the College that there was, in the words of Michelle Gross, Associate
Director of ResLife, not sufficient egress to have both
diners and emergency exits. Its just not big enough,
said Gross.
Gross wasnt certain if the balcony was ever intended for dining
al fresco. As far as I know it was never intended to have
people on it, said Gross. [I]t was always decorative
and used for an emergency exit. She based her guess in part
on the relative unattractiveness of the balcony area, particularly
the cages on the columns at each end.
Senior Hans Petersen, who researched the planning of Stevenson,
wasnt totally sure that the architects didnt intend
the balcony to be more than just decorative. He noted that they
were Modernists, a school of design that values function over form.
But while that debate might not be soon settled, heres another
one we can start: Petersen mentioned that the building was definitely
way over budget and, more importantly, there is long-standing
speculation that the firm that won the contract would not have done
so if one of the partners wasnt an old friend of former president
Fred Starr.
In
what way are steeples involved in steeplechases? Wendy Taylor,
college senior
The steeplechase is a foot race, usually 3,000 meters long, involving
four large hurdles and a water hazard. I think its a little
weird too, but its fun to watch.
It is also a horseracing event historically run across open country,
although today it is generally run on closed tracks, with similar
jumps or other obstacles. It is from this latter instance that the
name deriveswhen the races were run through open country,
church steeples were usually the most noticeable landmarks in those
more rural areas.
Why
have you been carrying a plastic toy rifle around campus?
Its a prop for Piscapos Arms sketch comedy extravaganza.
This Saturday at 7 and 8:30 in the Sco.
Was
that a shameless plug?
Yes it was.
Youre
just trying to fill space, arent you?
Curses, youre on to my clever scheme. Lets get back
to some questions.
Dear
pointless question dude. Whats the deal with sun sneezes?
Are they a real biological phenomenon? Am I crazy if I say I suffer
from them? Emily Grotheer, college first-year
Sneezing in reaction to bright light, including the sun, is an actual
physiological condition. Ive had it happen to me (although
not all the time), and various other people around campus have likewise
reported it happening to them. Medical journals have made note of
the phenomenon for over 40 years, labeling it everything from photic
sneeze reflex to the ACHOO syndrome (oh those
wacky scientists).
As for what it is, no one really knows. It seems only about 1-in-4
people have it, and there dont appear to be any significant
benefits or deterrents to the reaction. The couple of professors
I talked to in neuroscience were unaware of any well-established
explanations (but Assistant Professor Lynne Bianchi is now intrigued
and plans to look around for more information).
The best (read: only) explanation I found was from a Dr. Tom Wilson
of the Washington University School of Medicine. Dr. Wilson notes
that involuntary reactions involve a stimulus (say, the sun on your
eyes), a trip to the brain, and then a trip back to whatever needs
to react (say, your pupils getting smaller so you dont go
blind). It would appear in the case of ACHOO syndrome that the information
to make your pupils get smaller also tells your nose, lungs, chest
muscles, etc. to sneeze something that would normally only
happen when there was a stimulus like dirt or a virus in your nose.
As for why this crossover happens, the good doctor had to admit
defeat. He and others theorize that it may just be a remnant from
evolution. If I find out anything else, yall be the first
to know.
Ever
wondered where babies come from, how planes fly, or whatever happened
to Bobcat Goldthwait? E-mail aaron.mucciolo@oberlin.edu or write
to Pointless Questions, c/o The Oberlin Review, Wilder Box 90, Oberlin
OH, 44074. Your name will be used only with your permission.
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