We want to stay as far away from intellectual issues as we can.

Jeremy Goldson (College seior)

On the purpose of his Baseball ExCo

September
If you can move a limb, I can help you bowl.

Tom Reeve (Manager of College Lanes Bowling)

On his bowling class

October
Great comedies are about losers.

James Burrows OC '62 (Television Producer and Director)

On what makes a sitcom work.

November
It's easier if you just don't let people know.

Anonymous Conservatory student

On being a Republican.

December
Well, I should just be taken out and executed. Nancy Dye College President

Nancy Dye (College President)

In response to a student's accusation that she does not support unconditional free speech.

February
The legacy of the house is filth.

Senior Dan Selzer (Former Big Five resident)

Regarding Big Five's status as Messiest House in America.

March
It sucks. We got the shaft.

John Fedota (Bitter College sophmore)

In response to hearing of the new packet of "goodies" being sent to prospective students.

April
I like having people strutting in front of me - it's an ego thing.

Augusta Rohrbach (Visiting Assistant Professor of English)

On the perks of being a Drag Ball runway judge.

May
Before the game we all sucked the Clubber. I can't tell you what it is. It's a secret.

Alysia Oakley (College junior and lacrosse goalie)

On pre-championship game strategy.