COMMENTARY


Spice this!


We know you all have your favorite Spice Girl. The bravest of your classmates made their confessions to us.


Marissa Leonino is a double-degree junior:
Yeah, Scary Spice rocks my world. Have you seen her abs? I also like Sporty Spice cause she's a big ol' dyke.


Mathias Wegner is a college senior:
I was forced to watch the Spice Girls movie and the only redeemable aspect was the special effect of the bus jumping the bridge. But my favorite Spice Girl would have to be Dead Spice.


Jordan Hall is a college first-year:
Their only redeeming quality is their breasts, and whether or not that is a redeemable quality or not is questionable. But Sporty Spice is my favorite.


Shawn Steiman is a college junior:
I don't know; the one with the biggest titties.


Aaron Dawson is a college sophomore:
Posh Spice just because she's the hottest.


Jason Cunningham is a college senior:
Geesh, that's kind of hard. I have to tone it down. You can basically say I have my own personal opinions about certain body parts... Scary Spice is my favorite.


Jesse Mausner is a college senior:
Ginger, because she had the guts to leave. Besides... Ginger tastes good.


Nina Reck is a college junior:
Scary Spice because she's the only good looking one of the group.


Mark Sasaki is a college junior:
Wait, which are left? Which one's pregnant? I like Sporty. She sings funny.


Catherine Mayhew is a college senior:
Baby Spice - for real. I like Baby Spice best because she's got the cutest little clothes and she's the only one who doesn't look like a total skank.


Miranda Balkin is a college sophomore:
I find the Spice Girls offensively stupid.


 

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Volume 127, Number 17, March 12, 1999

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