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The Review was a little behind schedule last week...


The Review was a little behind schedule last week. We know you missed us.... We were wondering if you knew why we were late. Here's what you told us.


Matthew Bell is a college senior:
I didn't even realize you didn't come out on time.


Heather Foster is a college junior:
'Cause the Review some-kind-of-something went down... I don't know. I heard in Financial Aid that the uh, server, went down or messed up or something.


Victoria Albina is a college sophomore:
It was 'cause Nate crashed the server. Don't quote me on this or he'll kick my ass. The rugby team did it.


Jennifer Kew is a double-degree junior:
It was 'cause Susanna was studying for her honors thing and they couldn't cope without her.


Brody Wilson is a double-degree first-year:
I hear... I know there was an athlete that was being interviewed at a quarter to midnight. I would think that things like that would have to be written sooner.


Alec Leshy is a college first-year:
From what I've heard, the server crashed and they lost, like, half the stuff they had before and I guess they lost all of the sports section. Everyone was working overtime Saturday and Sunday, and that's why it didn't come out 'til Monday.


David Smith is a college senior:
I heard it was a computer problem. The other theory I heard was that there were some problems with photos.


Fauzia Suleman is a college senior:
I would think the paper wasn't ready on time. But it may be because something was in there that wasn't supposed to come out, such as a controversial article, and maybe it had to be removed.


Alyse Shrecongost is a college senior:
I heard the server crashed and they lost everything.


Henry Wood is a college senior:
It was because of an alien conspiracy headed by Nancy Dye.


Josephine Lukoma is a college sophomore:
I heard they weren't through putting it together. I also heard someone say it was because the server went down.


Tom Bencivengo is a double-degree junior:
I haven't heard a thing about it.


Anna Gruntfelt is a college sophomore:
I heard it was because the power went out.


 

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Volume 127, Number 21, April 9, 1999

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