For the Past Five Years of Debauchery and Foolishness, R.D. Would Like to Thank...

For The Past Five Years of Debauchery and Foolishness, R.D. Would Like to Thank...

John Olmsted, James Leo Walsh, Marcia Colish, William Patrick Day, James Helm, Nathan Greenberg, Jeff Witmer, Ron DiCenzo, Dan Goulding, Adam Feitelberg, Jonathan Stoper, Madeleine Moule, Navarana Reck, Rossiter J. Drake, Enes Drake, Daniel Romano, Gardner Swan, Ben Dagnon, James Curry Peacock, Matthew Badanes, James Harris, Tyler Kord, Nathanial Cavalieri, Jesse Woghin, Pat Scanlan, Manny Rodriguez, Nomar Garciaparra, Troy O'Leary, Pedro Martinez, Bret Saberhagen, Raymond Bourque, Drew Bledsoe, Paul Pierce, the Cleveland Indians and their reliable relief staff, Stephanie Kostyal, Benjamin Gleason, Raphael Martin, Lauren Viera, Jacob Kramer-Duffield, Abigail Person, Susanna Henighan, Margo Lipschultz, Brian Hodgkin, Elizabeth Heron, Isaac Natter, Nicholas Stillman, Ireta Kraal, Eben Askins, Glenn Kaplan, Steve Manthe, Jason Sokol, Ariel and Yair Evnine, Hannah Blumenfeld, Beth Kontrabecki, Brett Meier-Tomkins, Dick Demby, William Lascher, Alex Bernstein, Hasan Schahbaz, Aaron Mucciolo, Benjamin Clark, Ruuman Alam, Laren Rusin, Mr. Jeff and the Distroyers, Carissa Romano, the North crew, David Hershiser, Nancy Dye, Peter Goldsmith and the entire New York Yankees team for losing the 2000 American League Championships to the Boston Red Sox! (Sorry, folks, I didn't mean to jinx it...)