Year in PSAs

Hey there, you closet Oberlin sports fanatics? I know there is a fire burning deep in the cockles of your heart. You know what I'm talking about, the cockles; remember the cockles are your friends! So call the Review @ x8123.

News is looking for a few good writers to take under its wing next year.

If you think you've got what it takes to battle out the good vs. the evil within the Bubble that is Oberlin, do not hesistate:

Please call x8123 at your earliest convenience.

Society will thank you for it.

Review Arts: your support group.

Therapy sessions Sundays at 4 p.m. in Burton basement. New writers welcome. x8123.

Exercise is good ... try running for your life.

See the robins, the daffodils, the glory of spring.

Does it not make you want to express yourself in some way?

Do you not feel ready to explode with inspiration?

We're Arts.

We can help: we can be the valve on your artistic explosion. Call us: x8123.

Arts:

4 out of 5 deconstructionists recommend it (and the occasional post-modernist).

x8123

The sports section would like to welcome the class of 2003 to Oberlin. For any questions regarding on- or off-campus athletics, or even if you just want to chat, the Review is always hre .. kind of like the mother you never had.

Call X8123 for more information.