Student
Asks Dye For Time
To
the Editors:
Five after seven? No, five of seven? Eleven oclock? Three
fourteen? This campus doesnt know what time it is! Theres
not one clock in this college with the correct time. I defy you
to even find a clock whose hands move. I havent seen one.
I hate sitting in a lecture about the history of slime wondering
how much more boredom I have to endure. And theres nothing
that causes violent spasms through my body like walking into King
glancing at the clock, and believing just for one halting moment
that it really is eleven. Its not eleven. If it were, I would
be late for my class in Kettering! I dont even know where
Kettering is! Sorry, all this clock confusion is just really stressing
me out. President Dye, you have to answer some tough questions:
Why arent the clocks fixed? Why are they all stopped at different
times? What time is it? Could I borrow your watch? Could the school
erect a sundial in Stevenson so I know if Im late for work?
Mike
Connor
College junior
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