Athlete Of the Week
Junior co-captain Laura Feeney knows what it takes
to finish. In last weeks All-Ohio Championships, Feeney paced
all Yeowomen runners finishing in 10th place among all Division
III runners and 56th place overall. Her finish, along with teammates
junior Lori Tuchfeld and sophomore Julia Goeke, who both finished
in the top 20 among Division III runners, vaulted the team to a
17th place finish overall and a fourth place finish among Division
III teams. Feeney ran a time of 20:03, besting many Division I runners.
The All-Ohio Championships is a unique event that allows all schools
in Ohio to run against each other to see who is the best overall.
All divisions compete for overall places and each division has their
own placing.
With Feeneys strong showing at this event, Oberlin can begin
to look down the road to the North Coast Athletic Conference Championships
to be held at Wabash (Ind.) College on Oct. 27.
Co-captains Tuchfeld and junior Kyle McKenzie will look to join
Feeney and Goeke to pace the Yeowomen at the event.
Feeney and the rest of the Yeowomen runners will head to Ada, Ohio
this Saturday to run in the Ohio Northern Invitational. The race
will begin at 10 a.m.
Feeney has proved herself a giant among midgets so far this season,
finishing high in the standings every time she steps onto the course.
On Oct. 27 she plans to prove herself yet again at the NCAC Championships,
where she hopes to lead her team to a top three finish.
Marquee Event
Baseball,
Saturday, vs. LCCC,
Doubleheader
12 p.m. and 2 p.m.
So you thought baseball was only a spring sport?
Think again. Come watch the Yeomen round the bases as they take
on Lorain County Community College in their last two games of the
fall season. Cmon, what else are you going to do that early
on a Saturday morning? Just show up already.
In the Locker Room with. . .
If you see the Leisure Time Butt Pirate and the
Unsophisticated Monkey-Man jumping off Bug House or stair sliding
on a cookie sheet dont be surprised, it has all happened before.
Lacrosse players Erik Vachon and Dave Smolev always find a way to
entertain themselves.
So what's the story with the cuddling?
EV: It all started with his mullet and went from
there.
DS: I love the way his big head radiates warmth...it's like a furnace.
Erik, did you do anything in honor of coming out
week?
EV: I cuddled with Dave.
DS: I heard you went out and bought a bunch of really overpriced
jeans, then modeled them in front of your own mirror for hours.
Rumor has it these two and the rest of Bug House
had a good time last weekend.
When jumping off roofs, what's the best way to land?
EV: On your ass.
DS: Anyway as not to fuck yourself up.
Who exactly are the Leisure Time Butt Pirate and
The Unsophisticated Monkey-Man, or better known as Team Yeast Infection?
DS: I have no idea who you're talking about.
EV: That would be Dave and Brendan Cullinane naked, oiled-up sliding
down the stair case together.
DS: I heard they are an olympic quality luge team.
Speaking of those two, Smolev, what the hell happened
to your ass?
DS: I dont know, the Monkey-Man did it.
EV: He got friction burn.
So who are you guys rooting for to win the $200,000
and trip around
the world on Love Cruise, Michael and Janette or Melissa
and Daren?
DS: In the long run, I was hoping for Ralph and
Laura cause hes a pimp,
and shes a fox, but I guess Melissa and Daren cause Michaels
a fat goof and reminds me too much of Erik.
EV: I say Britney and Justin. (as Erik starts to watch the Dear
Chassie
Lane video by the Blood Hound Gang, oh yeah, the unedited
version)
Is it true you two are applying for the next season
of Survivor?
EV: No.
DS: Of course, Im going to outwit them like Richard did.
How do you figure you'll make it past the first
round?
DS: The Monkey-Mans a great outdoorsman.
Erik, I heard you have fantasies that youre
from New York and all you do is walk around shopping and listening
to techno music?
EV: No comment.
Dave I heard you have fantasies about running around
in a jockstrap with your cat on a leash singing Kiss the Girl
from the Little Mermaid...for real, what is your problem?
EV: Youre sick Dave.
DS: I dont even know what you're talking about, where do you
come up with this stuff?
Alright, a quick few final questions:
Whats it like living with [Senior, Mike] Wexler?
EV: I'll have to answer that at a later time. (As
Wexler is watching Jenna Jameson porn...and yelling).
DS: I hear things I wish I didnt.
How afraid will you be when Brendan gets the Bug House Shotgun?
EV: He said hed keep it locked up except when
he's really drunk.
Mike Wexler: I'm moving out if he gets it...and you better not write
anything about me.
DS: Hes right above me, so Im just waiting for it to
go off and kill me one night while I'm sleeping. Sorry Wexler, it
just wouldnt be funny without you.
Finally, Dave, are you attracted to Jesse Kipp?
DS: Since he cut his hair, no, he just doesnt
do it for me.
Could this interview possibly be any more twisted?
Upcoming Events
Football
Saturday, at Hiram,
2 p.m.
Womens Soccer
Saturday, at Hiram,
12 p.m.
Sunday, at Baldwin Wallace,
4 p.m.
Volleyball
Saturday, vs. Case Western Reserve,
1 p.m.
Cross Country
Saturday, at Ohio Northern Invitational,
10 a.m.
Mens Soccer
Saturday, at Hiram,
2 p.m.
Field Hockey
Saturday, at Wooster,
11 a.m.
Baseball
Saturday, vs. LCCC,
Doubleheader,
12 p.m. and 2 p.m.
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