What
Would Nina Do?
Dear Nina,
I decided to go to this Halloween party on Wednesday and I was dressed
as a nurse. I got kinda drunk and ended up hooking up with an upper-classman.
My props were involved and Ill just leave it at that. What
I want now is to start dating him but also to keep it kinky; Id
never done that sort of thing and it was new and exciting. He asked
me for my number, so I think hes interested in another physical.
How do I bring on the role-playing without embarassing myself or
him?
Naughty Nurse
Dear
Florence Nasty Nightingale,
Um, hi! What would Nina do? Probably nothing involving a little
white minidress, for openers. I imagine this sort of thing usually
comes up after two people have been doing it for ages and need to
spice things up, or if theyre in some kinky cult already.
But maybe you are in a good position to experiment. I mean, clearly
hes open-minded, since he was up for a few rounds of Doctor
on opening night.
Then again, starting to date someone is difficult enough around
here, and your desire to, like, dress him up as a pirate and force
him to refer to your booty may not ease that process.
My advice is to see him again and bring the freakiness into it swiftly
but gradually. I mean build up to it again and be straight-forward
about your new-found nastiness, but dont send me any details.
Nina
Dear
Nina,
I think I might be the annoying one. I have this uncontrollable
need to argue vehemently in public settings, like especially in
classes. It used to be just with friends and during free time, but
now I talk too much in really inappropriate places. Sometimes, even
when I know what a professor just said is correct, I just feel my
hand going up, because, like, I hope that people will think I am
smarter. But then I say the stupidest shit. I toss around words
like post-modern, or fascist, when I cant
think of anything else. How do I stop this downward spiral? Do you
think Oberlin did this to me?
Alyson
E. Dame
Dear Ms. Dame,
I hate you. You are the annoying one. There is at least one of you
every direction I turn. My advice is to look in the mirror at home
and force yourself to talk and talk and talk until you become so
disgusted with yourself that you feel sick. Then give yourself tests
in class, like sitting on your hands or establishing minimum spaces
of time between commenting on anything. I dont know whether
Oberlin did it to you. It is quite possible, but I think this epidemic
is far-reaching and rapidly growing. There is hope yet. Stop talking!
Nina
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