Drag
Ball Pisses Off Student
To
the Editors:
There
is at least one aspect of "Drag Ball" an event
that I did not attend that is demonstrably disgusting to
individuals with any sense of hygiene. I will explain. You see,
I entered DéCafe on the the ninth of April in order to get
some snacks, which I planned on sitting down to eat. There was very
little room in the dining area, but I noticed that the small alcove,
close to the exit facing north, was empty. I approached the tables,
not the least bit concerned for my health and well-being, as it
never crossed my mind that there might be a lingering biohazard
on the floor. Fascinatingly, I was informed by a janitor just as
I set my purchase upon a table that I really should find somewhere
else to sit. I asked why. To paraphrase, he explained that various
activities took place in that alcove, and that the floor was now
drenched in cleaning solution to combat whatever pathogens may have
been left behind by urination. Apparently, some number of you engaged
in very unorthodox activities with your bladders, in a place where
I and others like to eat. Simply put, you decadent "scholars"
put not only my health at risk, but anyone else who may have gone
in there. I thought that this was an esteemed institution, where
individuals were possessed of a contemplative nature. And the dining
company that runs the DéCafe should be looked upon as either
foolhardy or malicious for permitting that area to be open. I will
leave open the possibility that the gentleman was misinformed, at
which point I will stop looking at my peers and wonder whether they
are potty-trained enough to attend class without defecating or urinating
upon the floor.
Jason
McGhee
College senior
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