IN THE LOCKERROOM WITH...Andrew Kim and Mike Wexler
The Sports editors took time out of their busy schedule to interview senior Andrew Kim and sophmore Mike Wexler of the men's lacrosse team.
Mike, how long have you been on Prozac?
AK: He grins.
MW: Uh, I've never been on Prozac and I'm not sure that's an appropriate question.
Andrew, who is the better athlete, you or your brother?
AK: My brother, definitely. No, I am, even though he thinks he is.
Are you upset that men don't wear skirts and play field hockey in this country?
AK: I'm upset that men don't play field hockey, but I don't think we wear skirts.
Mike, how many times have you been ejected from athletic events and how many times have opposing players beat you up?
MW: I've never been ejected from an Oberlin College event. I've been ejected from high school events. I've been ejected out of one basketball game for fighting and I've been punched in the face twice, but I won both fights...handily.
Are there any kinky lacrosse rituals we should know about? Any "drop the soap" games in the shower?
AK: Mike, in high school didn't your team play...
MW: Why are you bringing this up now?
AK: Relax. The whole "In the Locker Room" is a joke. They ask ridiculous questions and people give ridiculous answers.
Is one supposed to wear a cup in lacrosse?
MW: Yes.
AK: Yes.
Mike, why don't you wear one, then?
AK: No one's figured that out yet. I guess it's a mystery.
I guess we should ask you all if the team is going to do well.
AK: I think so. We'll do much better than last year. We have a lot of good players, and the team chemistry is much better than last year.
Too few players?
AK: We're low in numbers...
MW: But we have quality.
AK: We have a core of players who will do well.
MW: We have a lot of good individual players. The skill level is much higher than last year.
Mike?
MW: Yes?
Shut up.
This Week's Events
- Men's Lacrosse
- Saturday Mar. 11 vs. St. Vincent, 1:30 p.m.
- Wednesday, Mar. 15 vs. Marietta, 4 p.m.
- Men's Tennis
- Saturday, Mar. 15 vs. Lake Erie, 10 a.m.
- Saturday, Mar. 18 at Mount Union, 1 p.m.
- Women's Tennis
- Wednesday, Mar. 22 vs. Hiram, 3:30 p.m.
- Saturday, Mar. 25 at Maryville, TN 11:00 a.m.
- Swimming and Diving
- Men - at NCAA Div. II Championships at Emory University, March 16-18 TBA
What are they talking about?
This week...
Two-line pass
Sport: Hockey
What it means: When the offensive team is moving the puck, they are not allowed to pass the puck over two lines. For example, if an offensive player passes the puck from his zone over the blue-line, over the red-line and another offensive player touches the puck before a defender can reach it, the ref whistles the team for a two-line pass infraction resulting in a face-off.
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Volume 128, Number 17, March 10, 2000
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