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Ask the Fans...
If you had to go to Drag Ball as a professional athlete, who would you go as?

“Tiger Woods. Be like Nike and just do it.”
-Caren Blackmore
College first-year

“Ronald Reagan.”
-Daniel Kehm
College junior

“I’d be The Rock because of the eye thing.”
-Leanne Lesko
College first-year

“I’d dress up as Deion Sanders. He used to have all the nice suits and stuff.”
-Josiah Woodson
College sophomore

“I want to go to Drag Ball as Rob Smith.”
-Sarah Darley
College first-year

“Dennis Rodman.”
-Rym Hannachi
College first-year

“That hot Russian tennis player Anna Kournikova. I wouldn’t have to hook up with anybody else.”
-Obnoxious David
Stevenson Beverage Man

“I’d go as Britney Spears one more time. She played some pro ball back in the days.”
-T.P. Cornholio
College sophomore

“I would go as the wrestler Chyna and I’d let something hang out.”
-Colorado Kid
College junior

“Rollie Fingers, beacuse he’s got that handle bar mustache. And because his name is Rollie Fingers.”
-Toby Crittenden
College first-year

 

You Can Say that Again

“You have days where you just have a bad day.”

-Don Hunsinger
Head Men’s and Women’s Tennis Coach

On his team’s play against Albion (Mich.) College last Friday.

Athlete of the Week 

Sara Jesse

Jesse, a junior on the women’s tennis team, won all four of her matches in the Great Lakes College Association Championships last weekend. Jesse, who has been nearly unbeatable this year, showed her abilities against Albion (Mich.) College, as she was the only player to score a point as the team lost 8-1. She was also the only Yeowomen singles player to score a point against DePauw University. In doubles action, Jesse and sophomore partner Alaina Fotiu-Wojotowicz combined to score the only other team point against DePauw, and the two also beat Kalamazoo College and Hope College.

This Week in Sports

43 Dead After Soccer Game in South Africa 

Fans stampeded at a soccer stadium in Johannesburg, South Africa Wednesday night, killing 43 people, including two children, and injuring more than 150 others. The stampede occurred during a game between two popular teams at Ellis Park Stadium.


Who Woulda’ Thunk?

The Major League Baseball season is underway, and some surprising teams are in the lead. The Minnesota Twins and Philadelphia Phillies have both started off with 6-2 records, leading their respective divisions. Also, the Kansas City Royals have already been statistically eliminated from the playoffs.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Master’s Champion

Last Sunday Tiger Woods proved that he is easily the best golfer to ever play the game. He won the Masters by two strokes, for his fourth major title in a row.