Life
in the Trenches of Penzance
by Douglass Dowty
In
the world of the pit orchestra, there is a soldiers awareness
that anything can happen at any time. Its your bad if you
arent with it; all the mistakes are on you. Like in the rigors
of Westpoint, its not your training how many years
youve fingered or blown into your instrument but how
well you perform when called upon for duty.
In the Sir William S. Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan operetta staged
in Wilder this past weekend, Pirates of Penzance, everything rests
on duty. Trainee-pirate Fredric renounces his apprenticeship vows
promising to turn against his former comrades to emphatic
vengeful orchestral chords. It is your duty to play those chords.
What should be your focus? Pitch, togetherness, color, sonority
or forget all that and just play crunch? Survival in
this world is complicated.
Most of your fellow orchestra musicians knew nothing of the production
until less than a week before the performance. Singers in the production,
who had been slaving over their lines, secco recitatives, arias
and dance numbers for months, had plenty to lose if their work was
in vain. In the final number of the entire work, when all the actors
are on stage the Pirates, the police, the Major-General,
his entire chorus of daughters, Fredric and Maybel the orchestra,
in all its glory, gives the downbeat that the singers listen for
to finish the night off strong. Once you forget the cue during rehearsal,
and the grand finale suddenly became a lot of confusion. Unfortunately,
that part of the story happened a long time ago. Wrong act. Everyone
is supposed to finish the operetta singing in unison, remember?
Your excuse: but we only got the music a week ago! Doesnt
fly. Duty is so complicated.
By opening night, about half the orchestra have played through both
acts of Pirates entirely. Virtually none of you had made it to all
the rehearsals, and the cohesiveness resembles the national consensus
on abortion. Despite abortive attempts, you have never played through
either act without stopping at some botched cue or after exposing
some singers faulty memory. The audience looks so naïve,
so expecting! Of course there were a couple exposed spots that you
touched on in practice, but not even those are perfect. Certainly
you hadnt dissected the music and pieced it back together
or anything elaborate like that.
Upon taking your seat, it strikes you that, with a piano in between
you and the conductor and scenery between you and the audience,
there is barely room to breathe. In fact, to accommodate another
player, who showed up for the first time on performance night to
help out, you turn your chair so it is actually partially
backing the crowd. The piano doesnt fit in the pit area, thats
why it juts out between you and the podium into a staging aisle,
where the pianist watches the conductor from the rear. The conductor,
Lauren Harrison, doesnt have room either, and later in the
show her baton will fly sharply against the wall three feet
away after being wrenched out of her hand by the underside
of a music stand. She will conduct three numbers without her instrument.
But now you look into the audience, anticipating the opening downbeat
of the overture, praying for the operetta to be over already. In
between, you all know anything could happen. The conductor counts
off the prep beats, helping the many instrumentalists who havent
been around to know what the tempo is. Everything is ready. You
are a soldier, lined up in the trenches, ready for battle.
The singers are magical, the staging, lighting, direction and choreography
precise and engaging. The humor sometimes archaic, sometimes
corny, always clever catches the audience and disarms them.
Fifth-year Caleb Stokes helplessly struggles with his sense of duty
as the young Fredric. Senior Elena Krell wows the audience with
her 10-something pitch rendition of her characters name, Ma-a-a-a-(etc)-a-bel.
The Pirate King first-year Andrew MacIver is quick
to point out that compared with respectability, [my] profession
is relatively honest. And sophomore Jason Bayus brings sparkle
to the role of the fatherly military official, especially in his
tongue-twisting patter song, I Am the Very Model of a Modern
Major-General. By the end, the whole episode has been dubbed
a considerable success. The stage director, first-year Matthew Ozawa,
and music conductor, senior Lauren Harrison, bow to an upheaval
of applause.
For the orchestra, no one gets recognized. Thats a job well
done. For the most part, everything that could have gone right did,
and whatever did go wrong was slight enough not to draw attention.
The only time you get attention in a pit orchestra is when you make
a mistake. Thats life in the trenches.
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