Pop Culture Digest
Everything you ever cared to know about superhero movies
By Matt Goldberg
I can think of four comic book movies off the top of my head which will hit
theatres in 2003. You have the already-released Daredevil (which I liked, but popular response
seems to be eh, not bad), the sequel to 2000s X-Men, X-Men 2, The Hulk and The
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (or LXG, because as we all know, X=X-treme). Next year has even
more on tap with The Amazing Spider-Man, Hellboy, and a whole host of other movies featuring people
with superpowers and pleather outfits.
Let the groaning commence! Why cant Hollywood find an original idea? Because this is a newspaper,
let me give you a bit of news: most of what Hollywood churns out is taken from an already successful
source. Its been this way for a while now, so either go cry into your independent films or
give the films a chance. However, I will cry with you when this whole madness blows up in Hollywoods
face; when we finally see films about such well-known superheroes as Sub-Mariner and Man-Thing.
Before I continue, let me just draw out a little progression of the rise and eventual fall of superhero
movies. I would argue that the killing of the genre began with Batman & Robin. But then New
Line Cinema took a chance on little-known superhero, Blade. Following the moderate success of Blade,
20th Century Fox decided to give X-Men a shot. After X-Men hit big, Sony got ready to release Spider-Man.
Spidey blew away everyones expectations, nabbing the record for highest weekend box-office
take ever. Its because of Spider-Man that comic book movies are now coming out as fast as
studios can make them. As with most matters, this is a double-edged sword. While many comic book
fans will get to see their heroes come to life, it does somewhat halt the production of original
movies. And while one comic companys properties have helped superhero films, both companies
will contribute to its downfall.
For those of you unfamiliar with comic book companies, the two major companies are Marvel and DC.
Marvels making a handsome sum off of their comic properties as the original X-Men film grossed
over $150 million and Spider-Man grossed over $100 million in its opening weekend alone. Yes, Marvel
seems to be riding high, a streak that looks to continue from the look of the newest X2 and Hulk
trailers. And with many more projects lined up, Marvel looks to have a long and prosperous future,
right? Not exactly.
You see, for the most part, no one really cares from which company the superhero on the screen
originates. Batman, Superman, Spider-Man, and every other superhero might as well come from the
magical superhero factory. People just want to see a good action movie with a familiar face. However,
when they see a bad action movie with a familiar face, then the whole sub-genre takes a hit.
Superman: the next big mistake in Hollywood superheroes
The downfall will most likely begin with this summers LXG. Reports of fighting between Sean
Connery and director Stephen Norrington and a major departure from the successful comic both point
in the direction of a disaster coming our way this July. Add to that a list of no-name properties
in production and the markets going to get flooded with crap.
DCs bumbling of its superhero properties will sound the death knell. Subsequently, Warner
Brothers, which owns DC, will be responsible for the fall of the superhero films. Anyone whos
been keeping tabs on the upcoming Superman movie knows what a train wreck this films going
through and shooting has yet to begin.
First off, you have studio tool Brett Ratner directing the project. The mans done nothing
to distinguish himself as a serious director, obviously cares nothing for the original character
and will do whatever it takes to turn this into mindless crap rather than giving us one of the
worlds most beloved superheroes.
Second, you have Jon Peters producing. Now anyone whos heard Kevin Smiths story about
writing the script for the failed Superman Lives knows that Jon Peters is insane. Hair-dresser-turned-producer
Peters told Smith that he wanted three things in Smiths draft: He didnt want to see
the classic red and blue suit He didnt want to see Superman fly. He wanted a fight with a
giant spider in the third act.
Peters had some other crazy demands, but if you want to know the whole story, just rent An Evening
with Kevin Smith on DVD.
There are more problems with casting (Lara Flynn Swizzle, just stick as Lois Lane) as well as with
the script, but Ill just sum it up that this film will spell the end of superhero movies.
But Id hate to leave you without any hope. About a month ago, a report came in that Christopher
Nolan (Memento, Insomnia) might direct the next Batman film. While many of you may groan at this
concept, I find it quite promising. Nolans obviously a fantastic director and he seems dedicated
to making a movie about the character of Batman rather than turning it into a playground for visual
style, a crime committed by previous directors Tim Burton and Joel Schumacher.
So now that Ive mapped out the future of superhero films for you, just grin and bear it.
I promise you that not all the properties will be bad, not all the stories will suck, and you might
just have a good time. And if you dont, hey, you can still hypothesize about why there are
nipples on the batsuit.
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