To the Editors,

It is hopefully apparent to all that Walker Evans quite nearly has two first names. In fact, if one takes into account that in the patronym “Evans” the “s” is for “Sucks,” then we find ourselves confronted with one Mr. Walker Evan, or is it Evan Walker? At any rate, this tricksty individual has failed to accentuate the detail that my grandmother went on a vacation and in her suitcase she packed:

An apple, blueberries, cranberries, dodecahedrons, elephants, fungi, Guatemala, hindsight, illiteracy, jars of noises, killer bees, lemmings, more lemmings, Nostradamus, origin, porridge, quack, rustic rhubarbs, stork-o-matic, televisedspamvertisement, umbilical cords, viking ships, wax, Xenakis, yellow submarines, zealots.

–Joseph Kimmel
Double-degree junior