Name: Ben "Poptart" Klebanoff
Stones: 10.3
Smoke: Joking!
Joke: Smoking...
Favorite CD: Now THAT'S What I Call Music 7
Favorite Throw: High-release Forehand
Second Favorite Throw: The Donkey Tamer
Favorite Quote: Looking back at all the time we spent together
You oughta know by know if you wanna be my lover
Wanna be my lover
Go ahead but take your time cuz you gotta be secure
Before I make you mine baby you have to be sure you wanna be my lover
Wanna be my lover
Wanna be my lover
Wanna be my lover - La Bouche
Addendum: For those who don't understand the gravity of the situation:
Hey all-
So you should all decide amongst yourselves who gets to write my bio.
My only request is:
-I get to see it, AND approve it, before it ultimately gets on the web-
site.
If this doesn't occur I will not hesitate to sue you all for slander.
Seriously.
Best wishes,
Kleb