Name: Sam “Quatch” Kitross-Schnell

Class: Super hyped, blurry monster

High School: Northwestern, the only school to have ever beaten Amherst

Status: Too broken/good for this shit
Position: Practicing pulls on the sideline

Secret Admirer: Projects
Favorite Movie to Quatch: Harry and the Hendersons

Junior Nationals Stats: D’s: 0, Goals: 0, Assists: 0

Favorite Quote:
“love the feeling when you get a disc whether it be in a sky or a d that no body thinks you can get.” -Sam Kitross-Schnell