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photos courtesy of Oberlin Online and the library of Justin Perkins
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Men's basketball players Justin Perkins [sophomore] and Julius Hill [first-year] have helped the Yeomen to a better start this season. They also know who really let the dogs out.
How is your season going?
JP: It's going pretty well so far. We've already equaled last year's win total. What are you writing down?
What kind of things are you working on in practice?
JP: Well we've been emphasizing rebounding and free throws. We've been having problems from the charity stripe.
Justin just described himself as silent and sexy? Do you agree with that?
JH: No. It's more like silent and silly. He never talks and laughs at everything, especially in the locker room.
Then can you describe Julius in two words JP?
JP: Julius is smart, he's in Calculus II.
Can you do it in fewer than seven words?
JP: Well, I put down smart didn't I?
So what kinda fun stuff happens in the locker room?
JP: Ben tells a lot of jokes and stories.
JH: Yeah, and you have [junior] Ric [Peirce] saying quotes that were put up two weeks ago. Then you have [sophomore] Jon [MacDonald] sharpening his elbows.
JP: Sometimes [sophomore] Djordje [Eremic] gets into verbal battles.
With who?
JH: Usually with himself.
Can white men jump?
JP: Jon can't.
Justin, I hear you have a girlfriend?
JP: No.
JH: Yeah he does.
[JP attacks JH]
So you do?
JP: ...
[JP attacks Editor Zach]
Do you get along with your roommate Julius?
JH: Cam [first-year Cameron Levitt] is okay, but he plays too many video games.
What kind of music do you listen to? Do you listen to Shaq?
JP: No.
JH: Hell no.
Do you have the new Allen Iverson CD?
JH: No, but I'd to hear what it sounds like.
Who did let the dogs out?
JH: Who let the dogs out? Michael Gaines.
Do you get along with "Tricky"[Assistant coach Dick Roth]?
JH: Tricky's cool.
JP: I like Tricky's jokes.
Justin, why the hell are you so hyper?
JH: I think it's what he ate at the Rat.
What did you eat?
JP: I had two cheeseburgers, some french fries, and some pineapples. Oh, and some red drink.
It's gotta be the red drink.