Smith: It’s Good to be the King
To the Editor:
There has been a lot of talk about “multiculturalism,” “safe spaces” and “white racism” around here lately. I just thought I’d remind everybody that white, straight, middle-class males enjoy privileges in this society: privileges in which people of color, queers, women and the poor cannot partake. As a white, straight, middle-class male, I’d like to announce that it’s very nice having those privileges. Nyah, nyah, nyah!
How’s that for bourgeois decadence, you Bolsheviks?
Postscript to [sophomore] Patrick Schwemmer: You are a schmuck. Your editorial cartoon on this issue was a complete failure for two reasons: 1. You had to explain it with a footnote and 2. You practically apologized for it in that footnote. Why didn’t you either write a better cartoon or trust your readers to understand the one you did write? Are we also schmucks?
–S. Andrew “Racist Schmuck” Smith
was an Analogy
It's Good to be the King
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Responds to Comic
Politics Criticism Wasn't Racially Based
Article Had Merits
Statements for 20001 Class President
Awareness Weekend Supported at Oberlin
Shuns Critical Thought