You Can Say that Again

"I would have liked to see us kick their butts next season."

-Mike Muska,

Athletic Director

On Swarthmore dropping from the Yeomen's football schedule.

(photo courtesy of S.I.D, Jeff Miller)

Jordan, is it hard being a Jew on Christmas?
JK: Yeah. It's pretty lonely. [first-year] Ben [Alswhick], myself and the rest of the J.H.'s will hang out.

Who are the "J.H.'s"?
JK: The Jewish hunks.

Do you watch South Park?
JK: I feel for Kyle's character. I would hang out with him.

What Christmas gifts are you buying for friends this year?
JK: Christmas gifts? Well I guess I would give [junior Bob] Montag the gift of being a ladies' man. And I would give [sophomore] Jon MacDonald a few extra hundred pounds.

How did you get the nickname "Bundy?"
JK: Mo [senior Maurice Elrod] would see me watching Married With Children and just started calling me Bundy.

What are you going to do with all of your hair after it falls out?
JK: I think I'm going to collect it in a bag and give it to [junior] Ric Pierce.

Ric needs it?
JK: Yup.

If you had one year of eligibility left would you transfer to Swarthmore?
JK: Yes, to the phantom football program that they have.

Uh, so what are you doing after graduation?
JK: I'm still kind of undecided, but I'm thinking about going to grad school for geology.

How would you feel if ResLife made Zeke co-ed?
JK: If they do, they better beware of the consequences.

What do you mean?
JK: It's a secret.

What are your thoughts on the recent Cleveland Scene article on the football team?
JK: Well I think it was better than any article [Review Co-Editor in Chief] Nick Stillman can write.

Ug.

This Week's Events

Women's Basketball

Friday and Saturday, Dec. 29 and 30 Lady Crimson Christmas Tournament, TBA

Wednesday, Jan. 10 vs. Allegheny, 7:30 p.m.

Wednesday, Jan 17 vs. Kenyon, 7:30 p.m

Tuesday, Jan. 30 vs. Denison, 7:30 p.m.

Friday, Feb. 2 vs. Wooster, 7:30 p.m.

Men's Basketball

Friday, Jan. 19 vs. John Carroll, 6 p.m.

Saturday, Jan. 6 vs. Kenyon, TBA

Wednesday, Jan. 17 vs. Denison, TBA

Wednesday, Jan. 31 vs. Allegheny, TBA

Saturday, Feb. 3 vs. Ohio Wesleyan, TBA

Wednesday, Feb. 7 vs. Hiram, TBA

Swimming and Diving

Friday, Jan. 19 vs. John Carroll University, 6 p.m.

What are they talking about?

This week...

Icing

Sport: Ice Hockey

What it means: When a player hits the puck from his own defensive zone across the opposition's goal line and it is played by a player of the opposing team other than the goalie. The Plague plays with a modified rule called "no touchback" where the opposing player doesn't have to actually touch the puck. A miscalling of this modified rule resulted in a goal in Saturday's game against Baldwin-Wallace.